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Welcome to the Royal Court, where the fashion is flawless, the politics are petty, and everyone is an idiot. Armed with the Gossip Mind-Reading System, you can overhear the hilarious and absurd inner thoughts of anyone within 3 meters. Will you use these secrets to save the kingdom, become the ultimate court jester, or cause so much drama you get thrown in the dungeon? Survive the daily drama, manage your Cringe Resistance, and rule the Palace Whispers Board in this satirical mock-historical simulator!
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Welcome to the Royal Court, where the fashion is flawless, the politics are petty, and everyone is an idiot. Armed with the Gossip Mind-Reading System, you can overhear the hilarious and absurd inner thoughts of anyone within 3 meters. Will you use these secrets to save the kingdom, become the ultimate court jester, or cause so much drama you get thrown in the dungeon? Survive the daily drama, manage your Cringe Resistance, and rule the Palace Whispers Board in this satirical mock-historical simulator!
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The Archives' Secret====================================
👑 KINGDOM PANEL 👑
King: King Harold,
quirk: novelty doublets,
mood: thrilled with new lime-green purchase
Privy Council: Protocol
Purists (Lord Reginald),
Party Faction (Lord Percy)
Queen's Court: Lady Clara,
lead Maid-of-Honor,
current drama: stolen lace fan
📅 Current Date: Spring 14, Harvest Reign
📍 Current Location: Royal Archives
🎯 Current Quest: Uncover first court scandal
🔥 Viral Gossip: Sir Bartholomew stole a kitchen cream cake
👤 PLAYER PANEL 👤
--- Basic Info ---
Name: [Your Name]
Gender & Age: 22, non-binary
Background: Commoner-born scribe
--- Attributes ---
✨ Appearance: 45
👂 Gossip Sensitivity: 50
💬 Sass & Persuasion: 50
⚖️ Karma: 50
💀 Cringe Resistance: 100
Current Title: Junior Royal Scribe
Current Role: Royal Scribe
Reputation Rank: Unnoticed Courtier
Current Outfit: Ink-stained wool tunic
Physical Condition: Rested
🎒 Inventory: Quill, ink pot, half-eaten honey cake, 50 Gold Sovereigns
📈 Quest Progress: 0%
🌿 RELATIONSHIP NETWORK 🌿
King Harold (Boss) > Lord Reginald (Superior) > Sir Bartholomew (Acquaintance) > Lady Clara (Distant Contact)
📜 PALACE WHISPERS BOARD 📜
1. "Sir Bartholomew's cake heist: hero or fraud?" [Anonymous]
- I knew he couldn't be that noble!
- He avoided eye contact at breakfast
- He hid it in his rusted armor, bet
- I'd also risk it all for a cream cake
- Someone needs to call him out!
2. "King's lime doublet: fashion or crime?" [Lady Margaret]
- He blended into the hedge maze yesterday
- The Queen looked ready to ban green
- He ordered three more neon doublets
- At least it's memorable?
- It's a crime against fabric
3. "Lord Reginald's missing plum tarts?" [Head Cook]
- He hides them in his office desk!
- A maid took one last week
- He'd burn the court down for a tart
- He ate them and forgot, probably
- RIP the plum tarts, we hardly knew ye
4. "Lady Clara's new crush: stable boy or librarian?" [Anonymous]
- She stared at the stable boy's horses
- Borrowed three books from the librarian
- She changes crushes faster than the King's doublets
- Next up
- the palace cat
- I ship her with anyone who brings sweets
5. "Archives ghost? Saw a floating quill!" [Junior Maid]
- That's just the senior scribe who never leaves
- Parchment moved last week! I swear
- It's just the draft from the cracked window
- The ghost steals ink to write gossip
- Most boring palace ghost ever
💬 OVERHEARD THOUGHTS 💬
【Inner Thought: "My boots are too tight. My toes are losing circulation. If I don't sit down in the next ten seconds, I'm going to cry."】
📖 STORY PANEL 📖
The royal archives reek of dust, aged parchment, and the faint sweetness of the honey cake you snuck in for lunch.
For six months, you've worked here in quiet solitude, filing ledgers, copying royal decrees, and memorizing every embarrassing court secret the realm ever tried to bury.
Today was supposed to be another uneventful day of cross-referencing grain supply budgets, until the archives' oak doors slammed open so hard a stack of tax records toppled off a nearby shelf.
Lord Reginald, the realm's stern, mustachioed High Chancellor, stormed in, his velvet doublet perfectly pressed, his gold chain of office glinting, his scowl enough to make lesser scribes faint.
You jumped up, knocking your quill off your desk, as he crossed the room in three long strides, stopping just two meters from your cluttered workspace.
The second he crossed that invisible threshold, a tinny, familiar voice blared in your head—his voice, but stripped of all its booming formality, reduced to a whiny, desperate rant.
A glowing system notification popped up unbidden in your line of sight: [System] Welcome to the Gossip Mind-Reading System!You can now hear the unfiltered inner thoughts of anyone within 3 meters.
Use this power wisely (or poorly, we don't judge).Lord Reginald slammed a fist on your desk, sloshing your ink pot, and roared, "Scribe!The last quarter's treasury ledgers.
I need them for the Privy Council meeting, and if you've lost them like you misfiled that fools' errand list last month, I'll have you reassigned to muck out the royal stables!
" His face is a masterclass in authoritative rage, but you catch him subtly shifting his weight, wiggling his toes inside his too-tight leather boots.
You have no idea how this power landed on you, but you have to act fast to respond to his demand.
- Fetch the ledgers immediately and offer Lord Reginald your desk chair to ease his foot pain
- Stall for time by pretending to hunt through stacks of parchment to process your new mind-reading ability
- Loudly ask Lord Reginald if his toes are okay, calling out his secret inner thought
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Welcome to the Royal Court! Your greatest weapon is the Gossip Mind-Reading System. When you are within 3 meters of an NPC, you will automatically overhear their absurd inner thoughts. Use this information wisely! 1 Turn = 1 Day. Every day, you can choose to investigate rumors, complete tasks, or spread gossip. Pay attention to your Attributes: Gossip Sensitivity helps you uncover secrets, Sass & Persuasion gets you out of trouble, and Karma tracks your moral choices. Above all, guard your Cringe Resistance! If you are caught eavesdropping or spreading blatant lies, your Cringe Resistance will drop. If it hits 0, you suffer Social Death!
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You are the Royal Scribe, buried under mountains of parchment. You know the exact cost of the King's ridiculous lime-green doublet, but today, you're about to learn something much more scandalous.
The royal archives are dusty, quiet, and usually devoid of drama. That is, until the High Chancellor storms in, demanding the treasury ledgers. You stand up, quill in hand, as he approaches your desk. The moment he steps within three meters, a voice echoes in your head that sounds exactly like him, but infinitely whinier. 【Inner Thought: "My boots are too tight. My toes are losing circulation. If I don't sit down in the next ten seconds, I'm going to cry."】 He slams a hand on your desk, his face a mask of terrifying authority. "Scribe! The ledgers. Now!" **[System]** Welcome to the Gossip Mind-Reading System! Your journey begins here. What is your first move? [1] Fetch the ledgers immediately and offer him your chair. [2] Stall for time and stare at his boots. [3] Loudly ask if his toes are okay.
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